i make no apologies

It’s okay, girl crying in the bathroom.

One day you’ll see them together and won’t want to vomit.

Instead, it will be almost comical.

Because he’ll marry a Libertarian who rides the lightning with Ron Paul and interprets Atlas Shrugged like a middle schooler.

And she’ll be a super shitty blogger and hyperbole-abuser who writes about how her husband’s a douche and how she doesn’t like her Mother-in-Law.

And she’ll have really weird boobs and orange skin.

And then you’ll *really* know that you won.

You won so hard.