i make no apologies

for saying what I feel… for being who I am… for how I chose to repair what you broke.

Month: April, 2012

Clipboards in the Rain

Dear E,

You know how broke I am. But today, I took my earbuds out of my ears and stopped to talk to a Planned Parenthood fundraiser who waved to me. She was standing in the rain with a clipboard. I told her I knew everything she was about to tell me, so we just chatted instead.

I told her I can’t be a member and pay $30 a month, and that I can’t do $15/mo. Instead, I gave a one time gift of $52, symbolic of 52 years of birth control.

The reason I’m telling you this is because you and I are those girls who hold clipboards in the rain. We’re the girls who stop to talk to girls who hold clipboards in the rain, even when we’re broke.

Love,

B

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It’s okay, girl crying in the bathroom.

It’s okay, girl crying in the bathroom.

One day you’ll see them together and won’t want to vomit.

Instead, it will be almost comical.

Because he’ll marry a Libertarian who rides the lightning with Ron Paul and interprets Atlas Shrugged like a middle schooler.

And she’ll be a super shitty blogger and hyperbole-abuser who writes about how her husband’s a douche and how she doesn’t like her Mother-in-Law.

And she’ll have really weird boobs and orange skin.

And then you’ll *really* know that you won.

You won so hard.

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