How can this go wrong? Combined, we’d make a whole stripper.

by imakenoapologies


E: Strippers in North Dakota make 2-3 grand a night. HELLO CHRISTMAS BREAK.
B: Hahahahaha
E: I need a new car. You need rent money. How can this go wrong?
B: Hahahahaha
E: You have the boobs, and I can dance slutty. Combined, we’d make a whole stripper.

 

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