BE AWARE: FOX OFF LEASH

by imakenoapologies

This is what a fox looks like. Off leash.

image via http://animal.discovery.com/mammals/fox/

Me: “I thought Management should know that there’s a fox on the property.”
Mgmt: “REALLY?? You saw it?”
Me: “No, it left me a creepy note on my door. What??”
Mgmt: “Were you scared? … Are they MEAN?”
Me: “Bitch, please. I grew up on a farm in in the Midwest. We had mountain lions on our property (not on purpose. they came to us. to catch rabbits in the grove. but that’s beside the point. or across the room from the point.) …  And, um, no, it didn’t sling any mean girl insults my way.”
Mgmt: “Wow. I just don’t know what we could do.”
Me: “Well, I was thinking that you might want to send out one of your ‘BE AWARE: DOG OFF LEASH’ memos, only this would be a ‘BE AWARE: FOX OFF LEASH… BUT DON’T ATTEMPT TO LEASH THE FOX. OR FEED THE FOX. OR THE FOX WILL PERMANENTLY MOVE IN WITH ITS FELLOW FOXEN” memo…

I certainly hope that this doesn’t get messed up with “FOX News” in any google way… This post is about foxen not of the evil variety.

XOXO,
B