Dear B (and readers of the blog) , Love E.

by imakenoapologies

Dear B,

   Oh, I'm READY.  Ready to do this shit.  Everyone should probably know
that I'm the one who finally forced us into doing this, and therefore
should get the top billing when this blog is made into a book, and then a
movie, a la "He's Just Not That Into You".  Eventually it will make its way
into cable syndication, where hungover sorority girls will watch it in lounges
on TNT or E! network, just like we use to do.
  I agree, we think we know everything about each other, but I'm sure we're
going to run across things that we somehow forgot to tell each other (like
the incredibly sad but funny Rubbermaid story).  IMNA is just another medium 
for us to share our discussions, our stories, our one liners, and our
incredibly-important-check-your-email/phone/texts-right-now-moments.
Do I expect everyone to understand us?  No. At times, I don't even understand
us, or even myself, so it's probably asking a lot for 
random people to understand the force that is B&E.  

Here are some things that I think you should know, in conjunction with B's list. 

1) Grammar IS slutty, but I will call you out and mock you in regards to fucking
up "you're, your", "they, they're, their", or "to, too". I've broken up with people
for this repeated mistake and I have no regrets.  

2.  I love Gossip Girl and Greek, and will reference those series all the time.
Either wiki that shit, or start at Season One, because Chuck and Blair wait for no one. 

3. I am pretty all the damn time.  Its hard, but I make it work.   And by that, I 
mean not at all.  

4. I still don't know how we became friends, but that doesn't matter.  Much like a
great deal of our friendship, we're not quite sure what exactly happened, but we know
we like the end result.
Xoxo,
E